The Contractor

Need help on your Contracts final. Just call Wesley Snipes, "the contractor".

Tortle Power

In honor of my torts final. A lame joke about a childhood favorite

hamster suspected of murder

Half man, Half chicken (all awesome)

"The chicken butt remark was plainly a derogatory figure of speech intended to convey Vinnie's subjective belief, stated in a non-serious manner, that plaintiff was afraid to appear on defendants' radio program for fear of being ridiculed; the term could not have meant for the listener to take literally because its literal interpretation is nonsensical when applied to a human being." Seelig v. Infinity Broadcasting

Oh really Judge Simons. What do you have to say about this!?! You've just been lawyered.

Exhibit A

A case of fowl play

In honor of Thanksgiving, let us know forget the infamous case Frigaliment Importing Co. v. B.N.S. International Sales Corp which faced the ever important question - What is chicken? What I do know, the Bluth family wouldn't be able to tell you.

Finish Him

 Schwarzenneger v. EMA:

JUSTICE KAGAN: It’s a candidate, meaning, yes, a reasonable jury could find that Mortal Combat [sic], which is an iconic game, which I am sure half of the clerks who work for us spend considerable amounts of time in their adolescence playing.

JUSTICE SCALIA: I don’t know what she’s talk[ing] about.

Justice Sotomayor incorporated her Star Trek knowledge by asking about torturing Vulcans.
JUSTICE SOTOMAYOR: Would a video game that portrayed a Vulcan as opposed to a human being, being maimed and tortured, would that be covered by the act?

Zazzle Gets Us

You want a "I Survived Palsgraf" bumper sticker or a t-shirt telling everyone you are a "Reasonably Prudent Person". Zazzle has it.

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