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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Gays Can't Marry, and Spinster Women Can't Parachute on Sundays

Winner of most ridiculous: 

In the Alaska Constitution: "To be valid or recognized in this State, a marriage may exist only between one man and one woman."

Also on the books: It is unlawful to view moose from an airplane.

A few others:
1. On the books in Florida:  Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.

2. On the books in Arizona:  It is legal for a man to beat his wife once a month.

3. On the books in Arkansas: "Sec. 18-54. Sounding of horns at sandwich shops. No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 p.m. (Code 1961, 25-74)"

4. On the books in South Carolina: "SECTION 20-7-8915. Playing pinball machines.
It is unlawful for a minor under the age of eighteen to play a pinball machine."



5. On the books in Riverside, California:  kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.

6. On the books in Nebraska: It is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing

Link to original article: 12 Ridiculous Laws States Would Rather Have Than Gay Marriage

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