The Contractor

Need help on your Contracts final. Just call Wesley Snipes, "the contractor".

Tortle Power

In honor of my torts final. A lame joke about a childhood favorite

Half man, Half chicken (all awesome)

"The chicken butt remark was plainly a derogatory figure of speech intended to convey Vinnie's subjective belief, stated in a non-serious manner, that plaintiff was afraid to appear on defendants' radio program for fear of being ridiculed; the term could not have meant for the listener to take literally because its literal interpretation is nonsensical when applied to a human being." Seelig v. Infinity Broadcasting

Oh really Judge Simons. What do you have to say about this!?! You've just been lawyered.

Exhibit A

When a tomato has been splashed

"The first payment was also the last. Shortly after the sign was installed someone hit it with a tomato ... rust, also was visibile ... in its corners were 'little spider cobwebs'... 'some children's saying written down in here.'"
" And that really brings it down to the tomato. And of course, when a tomato has been splashed all over your clock, you don't like it." - Walter & Co. v. Harrison

I Can't Get No Satisfaction

Inspired by Gibson v. Cranage

Bam!

The Essence of Emeril the contract.
- inspired by the court finding that delivery in December was in essence in Internatio-Rotterdam, Inc. v. River Brand Rice Mills, Inc.

Can't Always Get What You Want

"When I said READING pipes ... I meant READING pipes biaatch!" -inspired by  Jacob & Youngs v. Kent

The Beginning...

The blog was encouraged by fellow classmate Laurie Sellick who enjoyed my gchat updates. The update that started it all: "Law School should be four days a week ... it feels like I never reach a place of temporary safety". Inspired by People v Salas.