Half man, Half chicken (all awesome)

"The chicken butt remark was plainly a derogatory figure of speech intended to convey Vinnie's subjective belief, stated in a non-serious manner, that plaintiff was afraid to appear on defendants' radio program for fear of being ridiculed; the term could not have meant for the listener to take literally because its literal interpretation is nonsensical when applied to a human being." Seelig v. Infinity Broadcasting

Oh really Judge Simons. What do you have to say about this!?! You've just been lawyered.

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